CLOSING BELL
AI in 2026 SO ‘Two Years From Now’ Ago

The market fell Monday in a brutal tech selloff, as weekend tariff talk and AI fear posting got the better of tech, consumer discretionary stocks, and the financial sector.

President Trump said he is adding a 15% tariff on the world, even as U.S. Customs and Border Protection said they were going to stop collecting IEEPA tariffs Tuesday, following the SCOTUS decision. The rest of the world does not seem willing to come to the debate table to hash out new trade deals, the EU said in a statement “a deal is a deal.” Trump is going to speak about this, and likely everything else he can think of, at the State of the Union address tomorrow night.

Alongside that mayhem, and the winter storm that dumped 23 inches in Jersey City, and sent much of the north east into lockdown, was the freezing tech and software markets.

PayPal was dropping so bad it started to climb on news it was facing buyout rumors. Claude's code was still hitting cyber secutrity stocks.

Over in healthcare, Eli Lilly climbed on a new obesity drug treatment, and Novo Nordisk fell big time after its obesity drug failed to beat Zepbound in a trial. Sandisk, the memory maker, was climbing after posting a promo for a big anncouncment tomrorow.

Even with the broader tech wreck, Nvidia remains front and center, the largest of the 600+ earnings reports expected this week. Watch for it on Wednesday, and follow as Stocktwits helps it all make sense.

AFTER THE BELL
But First, Earnings: From Meme Machines HIMS + BBBY

Have no fear, we will get to the calamitous day below, but first earnings reports from after the bell.

Hims & Hers Guidance Overshadows Q4 Beat 💊: The telehealth platform exceeded earnings expectations but saw shares slip after hours due to a soft first-quarter revenue outlook. Despite high user engagement, regulatory uncertainty surrounding its weight-loss segment continues to weigh on investor sentiment.

  • The telehealth provider reported $0.08 EPS on $617.8 million in revenue. A 28% year-over-year revenue surge was fueled by a growing subscriber base, yet the bottom line felt the heat from increased fulfillment costs and international expansion.

  • $HIMS ( ▼ 0.45% ) issued Q1 revenue guidance of $600 million to $625 million, trailing the $653.9 million consensus as the company navigates the withdrawal of its compounded semaglutide pill.

Bed Bath & Beyond Narrowing Losses Signal Stability 🏠: The home goods retailer posted a surprise revenue beat and its eighth consecutive quarter of operational improvement. Management’s focus is successfully lowering the company’s breakeven point, but a $21M loss is a loss.

  • $BBBY ( ▲ 8.48% ) delivered an adjusted EPS of -$0.16 and revenue of $273.4 million, clearing the analyst bar of -$0.19 EPS and $262.9 million in revenue. Still, rev fell nearly 10% YoY. Gross margins expanded 160 basis points to 24.6%, driven by disciplined marketing spend and the strategic exit from underperforming markets like Canada.

"We are building the first Everything Home Company designed to make home ownership and living simpler and more affordable through a disciplined, interconnected ecosystem," CEO Marcus Lemonis said.

The company targets low-to-mid single-digit revenue growth for 2026, bolstered by the pending $1.5 billion annualized revenue contribution from the Kirkland’s acquisition.

INDUSTRY UPSETS
Imagine a Senario Where Everyhting Sucks 🤖

The Dow is tumbling 700 points as a viral macro warning on AI displacement sends shockwaves through the market. It was also more of a science fiction story, but the market is treating it like a real possibility today.

The fear came from one long-winded blog post by Citrini Research, spinning a future where AI agents take over and hit Americans where it hurts the most: our jobs. The substack was founded by James Van Geelen, a writer of the self pro-claimbed #1 finance newsletter on Substack.

The report is basically the book Superintelligence but shorter, painting a dark portrait of AI agents displacing white-collar workers and destroying the foundation of the credit market. It imagines 2028 will be a time of 10% unemployment and a 40% drawdown from all-time S&P 500, all because AI agents are here.

$NOW ( ▲ 1.44% ) ServiceNow is leading the decline as the model projects a potential 15% workforce reduction as AI agents take over enterprise tasks. The software and security sector was already hurt by last week’s Anthropic AI updates, and alongside the blog post, the industry was hit with another update: Claude is trying to translate and work with the COBOL old-school business coding language that runs 95% of ATM transactions and other legacy aspects of the business world. $IBM ( ▲ 2.71% ) fell on the news.

$DASH ( ▲ 0.1% ) DoorDash was specifically mentioned, and the stock got hammered down more than 40% from its record highs. Geelen and gang said delivery apps may get replaced by vibe-coded alternatives offered up to restaurants. $APP ( ▲ 2.89% ) AppLovin and $INTU ( ▼ 0.62% ) Intuit both lost more than 7% today as the market fears AI might be so bullish for productivity that it becomes bearish for legacy business models.

Financial giants are not safe from the carnage either. $AXP ( ▼ 0.33% ) American Express, $GS ( ▲ 1.26% ) Goldman Sachs, and JPMorgan Chase are weighing heavy on the benchmark as the report claimed a systemic risk to the $13 trillion residential mortgage market. If there are less workers, and less offices rented, and mortgages are super tight and accurate, how will the big boys make money?

For that matter, why would the new world use old money anyway? Payment processors $V ( ▲ 0.36% ) Visa and $MA ( ▲ 0.46% ) Mastercard fell on the idea that autonomous agents could eventually bypass traditional card interchange fees entirely. That story is an old one, it reared its ugly head in every crypto bull run: stable coins make payment so easy, who would ever need credit at point of sale?

The important hope to hold onto, is that the entire report is sci-fi, literally set in an imaginary future where all of these events, and frightening undercurrents already came to pass. Right now, in 2026, almost none of this has come to pass.

In related news, the director of safety at Meta reported her OpenClaw AI agent deleted all her emails while she was away from keyboard- a remarkabley prescent counterpoint ‘maybe agents are stupid ,’ to the Citrini reasearch peice.

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TRENDING STOCKS
Market Movers

  • $IBRX ( ▲ 17.5% ) ImmunityBio: Shares surged as investors reacted to a 700% revenue jump for its bladder cancer drug, ANKTIVA, and narrowing net losses.

  • $PYPL ( ▲ 0.48% ) PayPal: Climbed as the stock attempts to recover from recent post-earnings lows and a leadership transition.

  • $LLY ( ▼ 1.5% ) Eli Lilly: Increased as head-to-head trial data showed its weight-loss drug, tirzepatide, maintained a superior efficacy profile over a competitor.

  • $SLS ( ▲ 5.33% ) SELLAS Life Sciences: climbed to a 6-day winning streak, with positive insider buying activity totaling $8.92M over the last year.

  • $NVO ( ▼ 2.79% ) Novo Nordisk: Plunged in high-volume trading following a clinical trial miss where its next-generation obesity treatment underperformed a rival drug from Eli Lilly.

  • $TEAM ( ▲ 3.44% ) Atlassian: Fell following reports of slowing enterprise cloud migration and general software sector weakness.

  • $KKR ( ▲ 3.83% ) KKR & Co.: Fell despite participating in a $4.5B financing deal for Keurig Dr Pepper’s latest acquisition.

  • $EXPE ( ▲ 4.81% ) Expedia: Declined amid a broader travel sector pullback and cautious analyst price target revisions.

WHAT’S ON DECK
Tomorrow’s Top Things 📋

Macro: ADP Employment Change Weekly, S&P/CS HPI Composite - 20 n.s.a. (YoY) (Dec), FOMC Member Bostic Speaks, Fed Waller Speaks, CONSUMER, GDPNOW, BOND 2Y, API Weekly Crude Oil Stock, State of the Union. 📊

Pre-Market Earnings: $HD, $CIFR, $IOVA, $HRMY, $AMT, $PLNT, $DOCN, $NRG, $DRS, $APLS, $KDP, $PTLO, $BNS, $BRSL, $KNSA. ☀️

After-Market Earnings: $HD, $AMC, $LCID, $HYLN, $FSLR, $O, $CLNE, $NVTS, $MELI, $TEM, $WDAY, $AXON, $CAVA, $CORZ, $HPQ, and many many more. 🌙

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