The Daily RIP Is Now Owned By Elon Musk

Let that sink in

Two More Weeks? Yippieeee

RIP: consumer margins, tariff calm, and anyone short semis

Big Short More Like Big Sale

RIP: rate hike fears, Robinhood's SpaceX dreams, and the semiconductor bull case

The Weekend Rip: March 29

Stocktwits Top 25 Week 12

Our updated list of the market's top stocks.

The Anthropic leak, the Carnival cut, and the longest losing streak since 2022

RIP: Bitcoin's resilience, ARM's victory lap, and the bull case for leisure travel

Meta got called “Big Tobacco”, Google invented a memory diet, and the market said “cool, we’ll sell everything.”

RIP: chip bulls and easy hardware demand math

Whose War Is This, Anyway?

RIP: energy dominance and the quiet war premium

Peace Achieved, Send in the Paratroopers

RIP: quiet Tuesdays and the idea that Arm just licenses chips

Apparently, We're Just One Tweet Away From Oil Price Recession

RIP: the oil premium, Estée Lauder's turnaround narrative, and Kalshi's sports markets

The Weekend Rip: March 22

Stocktwits Top 25 Week 11

Our updated list of the market's top stocks.

No Ceasefire? No Bottom

RIP: the 200-day moving average, correction territory, and Kalshi's Nevada business.

Micron Who?

RIP: gold's haven status, Micron's post-earnings pop, and anyone holding precious metals this month

No Change Means Heaps of Change

RIP: the dot plot, cheap wholesale prices

Stocks rose again, But so did Oil

RIP: the Fed's inflation target, Lululemon's Americas comps, and anyone expecting a dovish Powell tomorrow

"One Trillion Reasons to Buy"

RIP: the bears, Nvidia's old forecast, and crude's brief visit to $93

The Weekend Rip: March 15

Stocktwits Top 25 Week 10

Our updated list of the market's top stocks.

Friday the (Nearly) 13th Day of War

RIP: the Mag Seven, Inflation, Q4 GDP, and anyone long Ulta Beauty

$100 A Barrel

RIP: private credit liquidity, tanker insurance, and the word “transitory”

Inflation Ain't Hot, But Gas Is

RIP: calm oil, clean rallies, and “the war premium is gone”

Meta Buys Robot Facebook

RIP: mine-layers, mixed messages, and anyone short Oracle

Black Rain in Tehran, Wall St. Whiplash

RIP: calm markets, clean macro narratives, and anyone who thought Monday would be boring.

The Weekend Rip: March 8

What you need to know for the week ahead.