Meta got called “Big Tobacco”, Google invented a memory diet, and the market said “cool, we’ll sell everything.”

RIP: chip bulls and easy hardware demand math

Whose War Is This, Anyway?

RIP: energy dominance and the quiet war premium

Peace Achieved, Send in the Paratroopers

RIP: quiet Tuesdays and the idea that Arm just licenses chips

Apparently, We're Just One Tweet Away From Oil Price Recession

RIP: the oil premium, Estée Lauder's turnaround narrative, and Kalshi's sports markets

The Weekend Rip: March 22

Stocktwits Top 25 Week 11

Our updated list of the market's top stocks.

No Ceasefire? No Bottom

RIP: the 200-day moving average, correction territory, and Kalshi's Nevada business.

Micron Who?

RIP: gold's haven status, Micron's post-earnings pop, and anyone holding precious metals this month

No Change Means Heaps of Change

RIP: the dot plot, cheap wholesale prices

Stocks rose again, But so did Oil

RIP: the Fed's inflation target, Lululemon's Americas comps, and anyone expecting a dovish Powell tomorrow

"One Trillion Reasons to Buy"

RIP: the bears, Nvidia's old forecast, and crude's brief visit to $93

The Weekend Rip: March 15