Markets Editor, senior writer of the Daily Rip. Crafting daily market updates, made hot and fresh off the presses daily since 2020.
Mar 10, 2026
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13 min read
RIP: mine-layers, mixed messages, and anyone short Oracle
Mar 9, 2026
12 min read
RIP: calm markets, clean macro narratives, and anyone who thought Monday would be boring.
Mar 8, 2026
9 min read
What you need to know for the week ahead.
Mar 7, 2026
7 min read
Our updated list of the market's top stocks.
Mar 6, 2026
RIP: payroll shock, $90+ oil, Hormuz choke, private‐credit gates, and another broad risk‐off day.
Mar 5, 2026
RIP: Your tariff refunds arriving in 2035
Mar 4, 2026
14 min read
RIP: War‐powers failure, Bitcoin Bank rally, Beige Book yellow flags, Broadcom relief rally
Mar 3, 2026
11 min read
IP: Hormuz fear bid, oil shock jitters, AI earnings cruelty, Moderna legal relief, and another risk-off grind.
Mar 2, 2026
RIP: Iran escalation, oil shock risk, defense bid, AI supply-chain chess, and headline-driven whiplash.
Mar 1, 2026
Feb 28, 2026
5 min read
Feb 26, 2026
RIP: Nvidia paradox, tariff whiplash, AI disruption panic, Dell/Block flex, and defense-tech brinkmanship.
Feb 25, 2026
RIP: your electricity bill, courtesy of Big Tech
Feb 24, 2026
15 min read
RIP: the idea that Wednesday will be a normal day
Feb 23, 2026
RIP: 15% tariff shock, AI doom spiral, tech/fintech wipeout, obesity-drug winners vs losers, and storm-fueled macro mayhem.
Feb 22, 2026
8 min read
Feb 21, 2026
Feb 20, 2026
RIP: Tariff whiplash, sticky inflation, slowing growth, AI disruption panic, and selective risk-on madness.
Feb 19, 2026
RIP: Bigger deficit blues, tariff reality check, Iran deadline oil spike, AI rumor rockets, housing slump hangover, and meme-stock chaos.
Feb 18, 2026
16 min read
RIP: Hawkish Fed vibes, Hormuz jitters, eBay-Depop mega-deal, Figma AI flex, DoorDash capex swagger, Carvana margin faceplant.
Feb 17, 2026
RIP: The software bull market, Warren’s Apple addiction, and the Amazon delivery drone budget.
Feb 15, 2026
Feb 14, 2026
Feb 13, 2026
RIP: Pinterest marketing, private credit, and Coinbase Bulls?
Feb 12, 2026
RIP: The Logistics Middleman, Michael Saylor’s Cost Basis, and Your Home Equity.
